OSU quotes from fall 2001 and spring 2002 semesters

"Let's get our eat on" and the variation the eating and that which we get it on. Said by nick and john........

"Arent cinderblocks useful, i like to put my glasses on them"...Wrobel.....

"BAH"...me....

"Fuck you guys, I don't need this shit because I'm the best"....a very drunk Nick.....

"you guys look like you need some help...TOO BAD"...John to a girl who just fell down...."

If a guy ain't in the green he ain't getting in the pink"...Me......

"Foster that rash should be cleared up in no time"...John to Foster in front of a hot chick...."

(imitating Foster whimpering) Booh Hoo there's going to be girls coming and everything, I wanna go home"...Rob......"

Booo Hoooo mmmpphh booo hooo uhhh ohhh grrouuughhh blah blah oh god yes"...Me imitating a fat man crying whilst masturbating.....

"Not Qualified"...John on Fosters upcoming run for treasurer....

"Ichiro Bow your head in shame"...Me on Ichiro Suzukis failure in the playoffs......"

McCartney never sucked a dick in his life he wrote blackbird for Christs sake"...Rob on Howard Stern insinuating Paul was a fag.....

"Word to your mother...1...2...3"-Either Mike D, Tom or Brian......

"Wanna Get High"...Me on Everyone in mikes dorm room except him.....

"Oh man MY BIRTHDAY and the FUCKIN TWINS WERE THERE...I'll never live that down"...Me on drinking with the twins while very fucked up on my bday.....

."I'm the best"...Nick then stolen by John....

"If Tom were here this place would be ROCKIN"...First Floor Waterbury....

"I had sex for 8 hours straight"....Tom....."...(last statement)AND THEN I CARRIED HER ON MY DICK YEAH"...ME making fun of the stupid statement.....

"He's like you But Get this He's INSANE (hand gesture)"...Nick impersonating Tom about his new roommate...

"NERDS......Rob on the roleplayers.....

"He rolled a 33 sided die then quickly looked around as if he was out of place...HE WAS"...Rob on role-playing....

"Frats guys are circlejerkers!"...Nick on Delta Sigma Phi....

."This was a victory for rational thinking everywhere. Nick on Frat member Adam after Adam tried to get Nick in trouble for looking at him and failing (and crying).......

"Mike's like the Fonz but without chicks"...Nick on me......

"Man that chick looks like the GREEN GOBLIN I can't believe Nick likes her..."...Me on Nick's love interest...."

You should DIE"...Me on everyone at some point.....

"(Whilst pensively eating a steak)Our economy is in ruins: chomp chomp steak disappears"...Rob on Foster....

"I hate to be the bearer of bad news Rob but..."...Foster to Rob.....

"Hey why don't you come in and circle jerk me?"...John to a Delta Sigma Phi member...

"You know what I would do if I was dating her I would paint a soccer ball on her belly and kick a goal through her breasts. Nick on Vicki...

."(miss piggy voice) Hmmm no one wants to drink your monkey juice nick...Oh Kermie"...Nick mocking Vicki.....

John: My ex girlfriend looked like that: Rob: Man you had a hot girlfriend: John: yeah: Mike: Yeah HAD..

."...self explanatory....

"Man guys I miss Foster"...Nick to change topics....

"NO ONE COULD EVER LOVE A FATTY. Nick to Foster's cross-eyed date that just happened to be fat and hitting on Nick...

"Roleplayers are gay they should all die because they are a waste of space, time, and life"...Me on roleplayers...

John: man I hate roleplayers the NERDS :Me: yeah John why don't you go over their roll a 33 sided die to figure out which one of their asses your going to kick closet roleplayer"..Self explanatory.....

"Johns got a 3 inch tool"...Jamie on her boyfriend John...

."(Giuliani impersonation) Lets Go Yankees..."...Me....

"hmm the question mark was emphasized....and This is bat country. The film fear and loathing in Las Vegas....

"Most dates bring flowers for their girls. Nick brings pumpkins. Me referring to Nick's goblin fetish...

."Mike likes to go to an old age home and turn off an old lady's oxygen then stick his dick in her mouth. Nicks retort of the goblin joke....

"Hi Martucci...Hey Nick I just said hi to Martucci"...Rob while drunk....

"This will steam them out (Turns on the sinks in the basement)"...Nick while drunk....

."I am a UNIQUE individual (slams door and cries)"...Ian everyday.... Smack: Im sorry baby i can change....: chick: he is going to change"...Martucci and his gf.....

"Josh likes girls a little trashy"...Rob on josh's own thoughts....

"Measles, Mumps, and Wrobella"...Rob on Wrobel...

."Man I had like 3 beers, then i smoked a bole, funneled a beer, the twins were there, then I watched my roommate smack his girlfriend then I drank another beer I was so wasted"...Everyone on Ian's stories...

"That Ian he's a laundry lister"...Nick on Ian.....

"Hey guys Chibin?"...Foster to the twins....

"Man this one time we took this bottle of cider and dumper half out and poured in alcoholic cider...then he drank it in one night... we also threw pizza boxes under his bed"...Dero on a big man....

."I have responsibilities to the LARP I can't go on a date this weekend. Foster on possible date..

."Guys everyone knows where I am Monday nights it's very important guys"....Foster on wrestling night...

."In the beginning there was god and he created the heavens and earth ... then he created TAXES... Taxes are stealing and I get the feeling that were getting fucked in the ass"...The corporate avenger possibly paraphrased...but probably not

"The best guy is the Ghetto Sheik"...me on Fosters backyard wrestling tapes....

"Nothing spoils a party faster then a drunk in a wheel chair"...The handicapped guy from Friday the 13th part 2....

"He looks like John acts. About toms roommate....

"Tom is one stupid motherfucker"...John on toms cheating off him..

."He's certainly filled with pepe spunk today"...Me about this guy and his gf....

"Next time he fucks with me, Im going to say how my dick tastes?. Tom....

savac Dan: hey I know you first floor Waterbury right? : Me: yeah I know you ...your a DICK"...self explanatory...

"Man that girl is a twin fucker"...Everyone...

."I bet he's got shit dick"...Nick or John...

."Do you wipe ass to balls?"...John with his quizzes...

"Man she is nasty, even the twins don't want her"...Me on the former twin fucker...

."I really despise those twins I can't believe I was in there room"...Me on the twins...

"That's how I knew you were drunk you went into the twins room"...Rob.

..These are all in the context of Shaun Cassidy answers..."Gimme a way to die :Rob: CANCER"...

"Gimmee a one syllable word :ROB: BUF-FON"...."what am i?....:Rob: an inept dweeb"..

.":Wrobel: Gimme a disease?...:Nick: Hyper obesity"..

..back to quotes..."Hey these hamburger buns both frighten and confuse me"...Mean Mark..

.anything with "Besmirched", "BUFFON"...Rob.....

"Fuckin Midgits...They have a Tonka toy body and strap on a 78 lb head...Midgets there arms are 2 feet too short to jerk off...Midgets They have to roll themselves into a ball to try and blow themselves I go into the bathroom at the mall and there 12 of these fuckers rolled up on the floor..Fuckin Midgets I see one crossing the street to me that's like a video game sometimes they make it most of the time they don't..."...Andrew dice clay on midgets....."

I am a MAN, a man of god, a righteous man, a man of virtue, a man of the cloth, a man of chastity, a man of good moral fiber I am a man"...Jean possibly paraphrased.....

"What is this second virgin thing Jean are you one I think you are that is such bullshit Jean"...Nick on Jeans thoughts of second virgins....

"That dragon ball z stuff is stupid... Its a cartoon"...Brian (hows it feel to be addicted to it now?)...."(grabs and hugs a guy) Put that on your website!"...Tom (looks like I just did: P)..

."No you see Rob is the coolest guy here your number two nick it might be different if you were my roommate your still cool though: Mike: what about me:Me: Bah your an asshole"...Me while drunk talking about the order of friends here....

"Who is god?Iam at least that's what all the girls scream when they are with me...:Any girl that read that: Your not god :Me: yes I am you know it if you don't believe it go ask any of my exgf's or the bunch of girls who want me now :girl: I hate you :me: it's not my fault your in denial you know Im the best you'll never have someone better then me"......

"Is this the first time Mike has been drunk?"...Rosemarie on my amazing drunken turn on my BDAY...

."Rob don't take this the wrong way but youre a good looking guy a chiseled man. Foster on Rob....

"She wouldn't touch me"...Either I rob or nick Im sure we all said that about a girl sometime....

"Go web. Spiderman....":

 Rob: Wrobel is snoring again...: Foster: yeah he snores in while awake too"...":

Flex (some homo guy who works out around a room full of guys shirtless flexing in the mirror what a fag he should die): Man I love to take a chick and force her to suck my dick then i punch her in the face and rub the blood in.....: Rob: yeah the funny part is he forces her".....

":Rob: Its that girl from Scales :Me: why don't you go talk to her :Rob: she wouldn't talk to me"...

"":me:Hey theres that goblin chick sitting alone again go talk to her nick :Nick: no i wouldn't know what to say"...":rob is climbing a tree: :me: here comes that chick from scales :Rob:(drops down) shit if I ever had a chance with her it's gone now"...

."I can relate the meaning of life to jaws".. Rob....

"Mike is a nerd he likes star wars and dragon ball z"...Foster on me...

"Foster you are banned from this room, no one is allowed to sit on my bed unless they want to pay me a 1.50 to clean my covers since the people who sit on it stink like shit"..Me on foster and Nicks swamp ass sitting on my bed...

"I don't have swamp ass"...Nick.....

":Nick (while drunk big surprise):Hey show me your tits :Chick: no :nick: come on your a slut show me your tits (chick motions over to me)oh he wants to see them too come on"..."Hey you think she is :Motions of sex: or do you think she is just :motions of blowjob:. Nick on his underage maid...

"You like her she's got twin dick in her. John...

"Where were you: me: I was hanging out with my exgirlfriend: nick or rob or john or all of them: what the hell is wrong with you?"....

"He's fucking a meatbag"...Nick on mean mark....

"The twin fucker wipes ass to balls!"...John on the twin fucker....

"Now you see it's not one  ...two  ... it's one ...two (while using 2 lb weights in a boxing motion)"...That fag kick boxers he's friends with the twins need I say more.....